…is finding out your ex-mother-in-law (kids’ grandma) is
rummaging around in the linen closet outside your bedroom door…
right after you get done whispering Thank you Master into the camera after you’ve tried to quietly
masturbate to orgasm.
Oh, dear God, did she
hear me? Why does she have to be so
fucking stealthy? The landing picks NOW
not to creak?!
4 months ago if she’d heard me masturbating, i wouldn’t have
cared. She’s a single woman. We crack jokes about vibrators from time to
time. Sigh. She falls on the list of people who would NOT
understand TTWD.
Oh well.
Oh gosh....that would be awkward but chances are she didn't hear and even if she did, she probably wouldn't be able to tell what she was hearing:)
ReplyDeleteWell, she hasn't said anything today so that's a good sign, lol.
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