Wednesday, November 20, 2013

Service...with a smile

Thinking this would make a perfect gift for Master when He gets home...




Though it's the kind of smart ass gift that might get my ass beat

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  1. LOVE IT!!

    I actually thought about making Sir a coupon book. You know, one that said "good for one free really good blow job"... "good for one ass session" ... "good for one sloppy fuck pig pussy ride" ... you know, all that stuff He gets because He takes what is His regardless. I am not sure if He would see the humor of it or my punishment would be really really horrible. I may still do it. :)

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    1. Oh, that's a great idea too! i think the punishment might be worth it. At some point they have to realize that we are smart asses and should be occasionally allowed to embrace it. Gifts have to be a better way that talking back, you think?

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  2. I agree! I need 6 ideas. Hmmm.... so going to do it. My real gift will hopefully counter act any punishment this one may harbor.

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    1. You had three in the other comment so you're halfway there! Spanking? Bondage? Wearing the ears?

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  3. Have you ever seen Masters of Sex on Showtime? I am just now watching the first episode. Laughing hysterically. Anyways, the wife wants to say a prayer before husband and he have lane sex (she is ovulating). Sir isn't a prayer type of man. I just emailed Him asking if next time can we say a quick prayer before the games begin. I think that will be a card. haha

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    1. Omg, i had almost that same thought! That show is hilarious.

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    2. It's showing over here in the UK too. Does make me laugh, though there are sad bits too... I think we're about 7 or 8 episodes in.

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    3. Sunday was episode 8, i still need to watch it. i agree there are some sad parts too. The sexual repression makes me cringe and so glad that i didn't live then.

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  4. I can't stop laughing, it is so freaking corny and hilarious.

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